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thisearthlyride) wrote2006-04-08 06:12 pm
thisearthlyride) wrote2006-04-08 06:12 pm
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WHY?!?!?
Why do people send me this kind of crap? Was I unclear about being
a bleeding heart liberal, diversity-loving, "equal rights for all" pacifist
?
God forbid we allow diversity and cultural learning in this country- the
so-called "melting pot" of the world. And god help the people who come to
this country seeking a better life, only to be greeted by idiots like the
author of the trash below...
I'm tempted to write back saying that we should just ban St. Patrick's Day
parades, too. How do you think THAT would go over in Massachusetts?
Read the crap that started my stupid rant....
*MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO*
David M. Bresnahan
April 1, 2006
NewsWithViews.com* *
Dear President Bush: I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and
extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk
across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal
stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they
handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling
your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him
know that I will be expecting the following:
*1.* Free medical care for my entire family.
*2.* English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need,
whether I use them or not.
*3.* All government forms need to be printed in English.
*4.* I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
*5.* Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
*6.* I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag
pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
*7.* Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
*8.* I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access
to government services.
*9.* I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to
learn local traffic laws.
*10.* In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak
English.
*11.* I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my
car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
complaints or negative comments from the locals.
*12.* I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and
dont enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
*13.* Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and
never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the
economy. I know this is an easy request because you already do all these
things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that
Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. However, if
he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
Sincerely,
David M. Bresnahan
a bleeding heart liberal, diversity-loving, "equal rights for all" pacifist
?
God forbid we allow diversity and cultural learning in this country- the
so-called "melting pot" of the world. And god help the people who come to
this country seeking a better life, only to be greeted by idiots like the
author of the trash below...
I'm tempted to write back saying that we should just ban St. Patrick's Day
parades, too. How do you think THAT would go over in Massachusetts?
Read the crap that started my stupid rant....
*MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO*
David M. Bresnahan
April 1, 2006
NewsWithViews.com* *
Dear President Bush: I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and
extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk
across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal
stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they
handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling
your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him
know that I will be expecting the following:
*1.* Free medical care for my entire family.
*2.* English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need,
whether I use them or not.
*3.* All government forms need to be printed in English.
*4.* I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
*5.* Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
*6.* I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag
pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
*7.* Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
*8.* I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access
to government services.
*9.* I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to
learn local traffic laws.
*10.* In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak
English.
*11.* I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my
car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
complaints or negative comments from the locals.
*12.* I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and
dont enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
*13.* Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and
never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the
economy. I know this is an easy request because you already do all these
things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that
Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. However, if
he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
Sincerely,
David M. Bresnahan