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thisearthlyrideI swear to g-d...
It was rainy and gross the other night and the new house has no overhangs, so I opened up the garage door for ventilation and went to smoke. And at some point during this quiet smoke in my quiet garage in my quiet neighborhood there came the most distinctive farting sound... from inside the garage.
Considering it was only me out there, I can only conclude that it was a ghost who cut the cheese. Now, I don't mind them hanging out or even messing with lights, radios, etc. But farting in my home? Come on, have a bit of respect for the living, will ya?
It was rainy and gross the other night and the new house has no overhangs, so I opened up the garage door for ventilation and went to smoke. And at some point during this quiet smoke in my quiet garage in my quiet neighborhood there came the most distinctive farting sound... from inside the garage.
Considering it was only me out there, I can only conclude that it was a ghost who cut the cheese. Now, I don't mind them hanging out or even messing with lights, radios, etc. But farting in my home? Come on, have a bit of respect for the living, will ya?
