thisearthlyride: (jesus xmas)
thisearthlyride ([personal profile] thisearthlyride) wrote2007-12-02 01:19 am

Santa Baby

Holy crap it's cold. Snow and get it over with, will ya???

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last week I gave [livejournal.com profile] bound_gagged a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In April I gave [livejournal.com profile] karendammit a kidney (1000 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] devigaz (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5017 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
thisearthlyride


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