Santa Baby
Dec. 2nd, 2007 01:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thisearthlyrideHoly crap it's cold. Snow and get it over with, will ya???
 Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last week I gave ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small} bound_gagged a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In April I gave karendammit a kidney (1000 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, devigaz (-5000 points).Overall, I've been naughty (-5017 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |
