The Puggers Made Me Do It

Should I be as amused by this as I am? Ah, we all know I'm already destined for h-e-double hockey sticks. Enjoy!

This is what happens when I stay up late to do work and then cannot/do not want to go to bed yet...
( Safe Haven of Sleepless... )

Ryan Seacrest has outdone himself tonight. He has made at least 4 indirect denials of homo-ness. But he took the cake when he told a contestant that simon had given him a "backdoor compliment." Uh, Ryan? Didn't you mean back-handed?!? Or was that secret code for "I'm Simon's pillow biter"???

"I knew there was something wrong with Mel Gibson when I saw The Passion of the Christ. I was like- Jesus, use your safe word!" -Margaret Cho

Hate to break it to you all but that is not a body. Don't you remember I'm a pacifist?  *evil grin*

In reality, it was a bunch of air mattresses that died slow, leaky deaths. It seemed easiest to roll them all up together.

I will, however, designate brownie points to the first person to correctly identify what song the subject of that post comes from!

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This just made my friggin' day.. It's been verified as a real
screenshot, so blame the person who wrote the caption (or thank them
for telling the truth, as the case may be)....