Kids and God
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thisearthlyrideMy mother sent me these... Definitely got a good chuckle...
PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.
*In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis. God got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off.
*Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day but a ball of fire during the night.
*The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.
*The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
*Moses died before he ever reached canada.
*David was a hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.
This one made me think of my good friend Leah Finkelstein
*Jesus was born because Mary had a immaculate contraption.
*Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.
*In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis. God got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off.
*Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day but a ball of fire during the night.
*The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.
*The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
*Moses died before he ever reached canada.
*David was a hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.
This one made me think of my good friend Leah Finkelstein
*Jesus was born because Mary had a immaculate contraption.
*Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
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Date: 2007-02-07 12:18 am (UTC)I honestly haven't laughed that hard (at least, genuinely) all day. Thanks. ;-D
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Date: 2007-02-07 12:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-07 12:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-07 09:20 am (UTC)Thanks for sharing this with us.
hehe
Date: 2007-02-07 03:52 pm (UTC)