[LJ2ME] who's a homo?

[thisearthlyride]

Ryan Seacrest has outdone himself tonight. He has made at least 4 indirect denials of homo-ness. But he took the cake when he told a contestant that simon had given him a "backdoor compliment." Uh, Ryan? Didn't you mean back-handed?!? Or was that secret code for "I'm Simon's pillow biter"???