what the?

[thisearthlyride]

I swear to g-d...

It was rainy and gross the other night and the new house has no overhangs, so I opened up the garage door for ventilation and went to smoke. And at some point during this quiet smoke in my quiet garage in my quiet neighborhood there came the most distinctive farting sound... from inside the garage.

Considering it was only me out there, I can only conclude that it was a ghost who cut the cheese. Now, I don't mind them hanging out or even messing with lights, radios, etc. But farting in my home? Come on, have a bit of respect for the living, will ya?

Comments

[ariestess]

Ahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!! A farting ghost? Your house rocks!

[fiendish.livejournal.com]

Never have I heard of a farting ghost. If it keeps happening maybe you can sell tickets:)

[bichick126.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's not a ghost...but a poltergeist (i know that's spelled wrong)...I guess they are same thing's but poltergeist's are tricksters....O.o?

ghost with a sense of humor

[karendammit.livejournal.com]

You sure it wasn't Ripley? Lotus does these high pitched ones and then turns around and smells it!

Re: ghost with a sense of humor

[thisearthlyride.livejournal.com]

haha.. I know all about the "what the hell was THAT?" look on a Pugs face! But Ripley was all warm and snuggly inside when this happened. I can only hypothesize that it was some ghost who was quite pleased with the fact that they learned to make their presence known in such an endearing way ;)