Wisdom

Some amusing quotes stoeln from a wise-ass woman ;) ...

"May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never
been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being
filmed, and drink like a true Irishman"

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity" - George Carlin

"Men get laid, but women get screwed." Quentin Crisp

"My reaction to porno films is as follows; After the first ten
minutes, I want to go home and screw, After the first twenty minutes,
I never want to screw again as long as I live" Erica Jong

"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when
Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to
Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant." Bill Hicks

"People say "Iraq had the fourth largest army in the world". Yeah,
maybe, but you know what, after the first 3 largest armies, there's a
REAL big drop-off. The Hare Krishnas are the 5th largest army in the
world, and they've already got all our airports." Bill Hicks

"Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or
a kick-ass red lipstick." Gwyneth Paltrow

"A book is a mirror: If an ass peers into it, you can't expect an
apostle to look out" Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

"An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by
an ass" - George Washington

"Nationalism is a silly cock crowing on his own dunghill." Richard Aldington

"Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating
themselves on the introduction of an anti-gay bill in Congress. If it
passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be
illegal for a prick to touch an asshole." Judy Carter